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  • gg_ny
    07-06 12:27 PM
    Have all those visas made available been used up so far by USCIS? I doubt it.



    It is NOT a mistake. Please read it again.

    All numbers available to these categories under the FY-2007 annual numerical limitation have been made available
    simple means that
    all visa number (for FY-2007) are used up. They were made available to USCIS by DoS.


    ___________________
    Not a legal advice.




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  • JazzByTheBay
    06-11 03:42 PM
    Although I can think of better drinks, and Goa isn't what it used to be any more. :)

    jazz



    seriously , I have seen a couple of people who day dream unrealistic thing and for some time
    thinks thats true. This normally happens, when you normally facing a lot of negative things then your mind things of all the good things,( in your shit load of money on stocks and investments). This actually helps keeping one out of depression in the illusional state. but unfortunately fact is fact.
    As far as I know, I am pretty aggressive in investment and I am getting @15% right now.. which too in a very unconventional ways.. by investing in forex and start ups with a risk of loosing nearly 80% of the investment in a day. when you 100K-200K and get returns like 100k.. dude that 100%-50% investment.. please let me know where can I do that.

    I promise I gonna leave everything and go back with my money make investment in that and live the rest sipping feni by goa beach.




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  • Macaca
    09-12 12:15 PM
    I had started with the online press release sites, which one should be higher priority?
    Pick whatever you like and feel comfortable with. Post it here so we know.

    I will work on Washington Post and New York Times. Then, I will work on Associated Press and Reuters.

    gsc999 and Franklin should work on Mercury News and San Francisco Chronicle. I think they have a DC office.

    First, I have to come up with a sexy letter!




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  • gomirage
    07-20 01:51 PM
    i was thinking the same thing did we take our eyes off the ball. Seems like people towed the part line during the vote but it still seems like a miss

    Yes, I was also thinking how did IV radar screen missed such an important vote. I hope it's not because we were so busy celebrating I-485.
    I hate to think a call to few senators would have fixed the whole problem to everybody. Please lets refocus guys on a permanent fix.



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  • carbon
    08-15 02:04 PM
    America has always been a favorite destination for immigrants. In the past, labor jobs were abundant and there were enough immigrants to do those jobs. This mutual dependency contributed to the growth of the United States making it the fastest growing industrial nation in the world. Things have changed, labor immigrants have been replaced by high-tech and skilled immigrants, but two things have not changed. 1. America depends on immigrants to sustain growth and 2. Immigrants come to America to fulfill their dreams. This 300 year old interdependence is very important yet under appreciated by the lawmakers.

    Skilled workers of foreign nationality are well educated, creative and ambitious individuals. They act as a �steroid� for the nation. They charge the nation with prosperity and growth. Generally countries depend on their younger generation and hope that they will become highly productive and good citizens contributing to the growth of their nation in future, however only few countries are blessed with the strong stream of immigrants with highly desirable qualities to make progress today, not tomorrow. It seems America is highly blessed in that regard. But unfortunately the lawmakers don�t seem to recognize how fortunate their country. Following facts support my observation:

    1. World has entered information and biotech age. India and China has the biggest technological talent pool
    waiting to settle down in USA, yet the immigration quota for these countries is locked to extremely small
    and fixed number for decades due to half-century old laws. The laws does not take reality into account.
    2. In the days of online stock trading, visa processing is still done at extremely slow pace.
    3. The positive impact of immigrants has been taken for granted.
    4. Immigration is considered a charity rather than an important factor in country�s growth. The attitude is not right.

    If such ignorance continues in the United States following will happen:
    1. Innovation will slowdown. It has already begun.
    2. Technology companies will migrate to India and China.
    3. Large scale outsourcing will occur for technological and knowledge based jobs.
    4. Stock indexes will move south, as there won�t be many attractive places to invest money. High profits normally come from high growth companies and today�s high growth companies come from technology sector.
    5. Tax revenues will decrease, which will affect all government activities including defense and public education.
    6. The effects of illegal immigration will become severe as American�s will compete for low wage �blue collar� jobs as a result of outsourcing.
    7. Severe retrogression in immigration will not allow skilled workers to settle down or adapt to ever changing skills market. It will hinder the growth of each skilled worker due to lack of long-term planning, long-term investments and developments. These people will not be able to plant the trees that can reap the fruits for generations to come.
    8. The effect of not having skilled immigrants in the country will not be zero , but it will be negative and counter-productive as most skilled workers will go back to their home country and instead of contributing to the growth of America , they will compete.
    9. National moral level continues to decrease as more American citizens are going into jails than good foreign nationals coming in!

    All these effects will be slow in the beginning, but will be visible when it will cross the �tipping point�. A place from where there is no return.

    The solution:
    Remove the limit on immigration quota for technology professionals for 5 years to solve current retrogression crisis. There after update the quotas (increase or decrease) every year to keep delays constant at 1,2 and 3 years for EB1,EB2 and EB3 categories respectively.

    In my view, 5 million well educated and talented legal immigrants are always better for the country than 5 million illegal immigrants. Its better to rely on technology to improve American life style than on illegal immigrants to do cheap labor.




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  • wellwisher02
    04-01 09:26 AM
    Wow, so you're telling me be happy as somebody else is in pain now ???
    Their problems doesn't make me smile here. I want solutions to my problems.

    If you need solutions to your problems, you need to act as professionally as possible. Please stop throwing tantrums and also mind your P's and Q's when you utter expletives against the USCIS. Would you be brave enough, if not foolhardy enough, to reproduce whatever you've said in your threads here in a separate letter and send it out to the USCIS? Trust me, you'll not, since you'll act politely and courteously to make out your case. Decorous behaviour is called for when dealing with pertinent issues in the IV forum.



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  • tejonidhi
    07-14 01:40 PM
    Here is the confirmation 7YB1J-BR7B7:)




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  • indio0617
    03-09 10:09 AM
    both amendments J-1 and removal cap for Nurses (India) will pass



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  • eb3_nepa
    07-05 11:41 AM
    Bumping this thread.

    GUYS Call CALL CALL




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  • sam_hoosier
    01-03 04:06 PM
    I plan on staying here for 5 more years and then I am going back - GC or no GC ;)

    After having lived in the US for 8 yrs, I still find myself craving for all things Indian - food, grocery, music, friends, movies, TV channels etc.

    For me GC is just a convenience which will allow me to change jobs and hopefully get to the level that I should have if I had not been stuck because of the H1B.

    My kids are US citizens and they are free to come back & study/work/live here when they are old enough to make that decision.

    To go back after having managed to get here was a tough decision to make, but the whole retrogression thing has made it easier for me.



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  • GayatriS
    01-05 08:22 PM
    I don't think there are contradictions. I have read his Businessweek articles. He is researching ways for America to remain competetive and believes that skilled immigrants who get permanent residence are the key.

    Listen to the last minute of the video and you will see what his message is.




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  • desi3933
    08-04 02:42 PM
    I'm telling them my condition, and I know there are lot of people in the same boat. Again you need to talk to the lawyer about GC cost. Employee can bear all the GC related cost.
    EAD/AP 360*2 + 305*3(Spouse + son) is almost 2K.
    If your facts are different put that in writing and send it to them. Please stop telling me my facts. Also I have no idea why you are on this thread, please ignore this thread if it doesn't apply to you...

    I got red dots, just because I raised my concerns against factual errors in the letter. I have never mentioned that I am against sending letters. Just that emotional outburst is not going to help EB-3 India applicants.

    Good Luck and I hope everyone gets GC soon.

    ____________________________
    US Permanent Resident since 2002



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  • GayatriS
    01-08 05:18 PM
    For all the bad things you people have been saying about Professor-ji, you should read this great article he wrote for Businessweek.


    Business Week
    http://www.businessweek.com/smallbiz/content/sep2006/sb20060913_157784.htm
    SEPTEMBER 14, 2006

    Viewpoint
    By Vivek Wadhwa

    Are Indians the Model Immigrants?

    A BusinessWeek.com columnist and accomplished businessman, Wadhwa shares his views on why Indians are such a successful immigrant group

    They have funny accents, occasionally dress in strange outfits, and some wear turbans and grow beards, yet Indians have been able to overcome stereotypes to become the U.S.'s most successful immigrant group. Not only are they leaving their mark in the field of technology, but also in real estate, journalism, literature, and entertainment. They run some of the most successful small businesses and lead a few of the largest corporations. Valuable lessons can be learned from their various successes.

    According to the 2000 Census, the median household income of Indians was $70,708�far above the national median of $50,046. An Asian-American hospitality industry advocacy group says that Indians own 50% of all economy lodging and 37% of all hotels in the U.S. AnnaLee Saxenian, a dean and professor at University of California, Berkeley, estimates that in the late 1990s, close to 10% of technology startups in Silicon Valley were headed by Indians.

    You'll find Indian physicians working in almost every hospital as well as running small-town practices. Indian journalists hold senior positions at major publications, and Indian faculty have gained senior appointments at most universities. Last month, Indra Nooyi, an Indian woman, was named CEO of PepsiCo (PEP ) (see BusinessWeek.com, 8/14/06, "PepsiCo Shakes It Up").

    A MODEST EXPLANATION. Census data show that 81.8% of Indian immigrants arrived in the U.S. after 1980. They received no special treatment or support and faced the same discrimination and hardship that any immigrant group does. Yet, they learned to thrive in American society. Why are Indians such a model immigrant group?

    In the absence of scientific research, I'll present my own reasons for why this group has achieved so much. As an Indian immigrant myself, I have had the chance to live the American dream. I started two successful technology companies and served on the boards of several others. To give back, I co-founded the Carolinas chapter of a networking group called The Indus Entrepreneurs and mentored dozens of entrepreneurs.

    Last year, I joined Duke University as an executive-in-residence to share my business experience with students (see BusinessWeek.com, 9/14/05, "Degrees of Achievement") and research how the U.S. can maintain its global competitive advantage (see BusinessWeek.com, 7/10/06, "Engineering Gap? Fact and Fiction").

    1. Education. The Census Bureau says that 63.9% of Indians over 25 hold at least a bachelor's degree, compared with the national average of 24.4%. Media reports routinely profile graduates from one Indian college�the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT). This is a great school, but most successful Indians I know aren't IIT graduates. Neither are the doctors, journalists, motel owners, or the majority of technology executives. Their education comes from a broad range of colleges in India and the U.S. They believe that education is the best way to rise above poverty and hardship.

    2. Upbringing. For my generation, what was most socially acceptable was to become a doctor, engineer, or businessperson. Therefore, the emphasis was on either learning science or math or becoming an entrepreneur.

    3. Hard work. With India's competitive and rote-based education system, children are forced to spend the majority of their time on their schooling. For better or for worse, it's work, work, and more work for anyone with access to education.

    4. Determination to overcome obstacles. In a land of over a billion people with a corrupt government, weak infrastructure, and limited opportunities, it takes a lot to simply survive, let alone get ahead. Indians learn to be resilient, battle endless obstacles, and make the most of what they have. In India, you're on your own and learn to work around the problems that the state and society create for you.

    5. Entrepreneurial spirit. As corporate strategist C.K. Prahalad notes in his interview with BusinessWeek's Pete Engardio (see BusinessWeek.com, 1/23/06, "Business Prophet"), amidst the poverty, hustle, and bustle of overcrowded India is a "beehive of entrepreneurialism and creativity." After observing street markets, Prahalad says that "every individual is engaged in a business of some kind�whether it is selling single cloves of garlic, squeezing sugar cane juice for pennies a glass, or hauling TVs." This entrepreneurial sprit is something that most Indians grow up with.

    6. Recognizing diversity. Indians hold many ethnic, racial, gender, and caste biases. But to succeed, they learn to overlook or adapt these biases when necessary. There are six major religions in India, and the Indian constitution recognizes 22 regional languages. Every region in the country has its own customs and character.

    7. Humility. Talk to almost any immigrant, regardless of origin, and he will share stories about leaving social status behind in his home country and working his way up from the bottom of the ladder in his adopted land. It's a humbling process, but humility is an asset in entrepreneurship. You learn many valuable lessons when you start from scratch and work your way to success.

    8. Family support/values. In the absence of a social safety net, the family takes on a very important role in Indian culture. Family members provide all kinds of support and guidance to those in need.

    9. Financial management. Indians generally pride themselves on being fiscally conservative. Their businesses usually watch every penny and spend within their means.

    10. Forming and leveraging networks. Indians immigrants found that one of the secrets to success was to learn from those who had paved the trails (see BusinessWeek.com, 6/6/05, "Ask for Help and Offer It").

    Some examples: Successful Indian technologists in Silicon Valley formed an organization called The Indus Entrepreneurs to mentor other entrepreneurs and provide a forum for networking. TiE is reputed to have helped launch hundreds of startups, some of which achieved billions in market capitalization. This was a group I turned to when I needed help.

    Top Indian journalists and academics created the South Asian Journalists Association (SAJA) to provide networking and assistance to newcomers. SAJA runs journalism conferences and workshops, and provides scholarships to aspiring South-Asian student journalists.

    In the entertainment industry, fledgling filmmakers formed the South Asian American Films and Arts Association (SAAFA). Their mission is the promotion of South Asian cinematic and artistic endeavors, and mentoring newcomers.

    11. Giving back. The most successful entrepreneurs I know believe in giving back to the community and society that has given them so much opportunity. TiE founders invested great effort to ensure that their organization was open, inclusive, and integrated with mainstream American society. Their No. 1 rule was that their charter members would give without taking. SAJA officers work for top publications and universities, yet they volunteer their evenings and weekends to run an organization to assist newcomers.

    12. Integration and acceptance. The Pew Global Attitudes Project, which conducts worldwide public opinion surveys, has shown that Indians predominantly hold favorable opinions of the U.S. When Indians immigrate to the U.S, they usually come to share the American dream and work hard to integrate.

    Indians have achieved more overall business success in less time in the U.S. than any other recent immigrant group. They have shown what can be achieved by integrating themselves into U.S. society and taking advantage of all the opportunities the country offers.



    Wadhwa, the founder of two software companies, is an Executive-in-Residence/Adjunct Professor at Duke University. He is also the co-founder of TiE Carolinas, a networking and mentoring group.




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  • user1205
    06-10 01:38 PM
    The state chapters don't seem to be very effective.
    I thought I was a member of the CA chapter but in the last few months I received no information from anybody in this chapter.
    I was semi-active, meaning I helped with phone calls, money and prints and that's as much as I could do at this point in time.
    And at some point there was a discussion about a new user group of only the people that are active and can contribute and it seems they went through with it.
    I understand that some things might be better discussed in a smaller group with the people that can dedicate more time, but there are different levels of commitment and if you're not open and accept that some want to help but can't do as much as others, you're cutting yourself short.
    When there is a big initiative or a push for funds and effort, you're not even reaching out to the bigger group; you're relying on the same small number of people and they too have limited resources and energy and will get tired.

    Maybe I�m just having a bad day but that was my experience and CA is one of the most active chapters so maybe all is well I�m an isolated case.




    That is true and IV core member Nixtor had given details about this visa movement more than a month ago in the all state chapter conference call. This call was strictly for state chapter members of all states. IV core has been meeting DOS and USCIS regularly to find solution to the problems our members have been facing.

    Pls take part in the call campaign and contribute funds to be able to find relief.



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  • Alien
    03-12 10:31 PM
    Its not a rumor. This is real. Coming to think abt it, he had filed a labor in 2000/2001 time period and had abandoned it when he switched companies. I am wondering if USCIS takes the oldest one an applicant had ever filed.




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  • Pineapple
    01-06 10:47 PM
    Seriously, does anyone have the transcript and slides/charts used? The good professor (Wadhwa) might be right, or wrong, or both. But I want to take a good look at the charts and the raw data. As they say, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
    Of course, it is all an academic exercise.. Prof. Wadhwa (or me) can no more affect the global movement of knowledge and capital than King Canute could hold back the tide. But, it is far better an exercise than getting in the mud pit and hurling at each other :rolleyes:



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  • Blessing&Lifeisbeautiful
    08-11 10:13 AM
    I filed my papers around the same time. Do you want to keep in touch and see how things go?

    Pls lets all keep in touch. My lawyer sent mine around the same time as well. Did anyone have to file with a visascreen? One law firm said that the EAD would be denied becasue of no visascreen!!

    I changed them for another law firm. Any other lawyers saying the same regarding visascreen?




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  • tushbush
    03-05 04:01 PM
    same here my friend.

    ditto




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  • skv
    06-18 10:54 AM
    Hope not, we never thought that this will be current so soon. so my gut feeling is that we all should be fine up until Sep end.

    Good luck for you and all!




    add78
    06-12 09:47 AM
    got 1 friend to donate yest., he should be posting the receipt Id soon.. I have the ID but didn't wanna post myself to double count.
    Guys, please persuade your friends and coworkers.
    Thanks.




    chi_shark
    09-11 04:59 PM
    If you are from india, think of the parrot who can pull out your life from a set of tarot cards... thats how it works!

    You just asked the million dollar question. I can tell you with close to a certainty that no one here can give you a 100% correct answer.



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